phone and internet
HOW TO MAKE A CALL
Lets be honest, unless we're closing in on the North Pole your WhatsApp will work fine. You can thank Elon for that.
If you do need to use the phone, your best bet is to grab a crew member and ask.
Talitha is equipped with always on broadband internet, via satellite. It's not going to be as fast as you'd like, but it'll get you connected. Strike that! Its pretty damn fast now! Thanks Elon!
Theoretically it works everywhere south of the arctic circle, but although our crack team of engineers are on hand 24/7, they can't move mountains or stop it from raining, though they come pretty close, whilst mincing around in some pretty tight overalls. You're welcome