the crew
It cannot have escaped your notice that we run with the best crew ever since the first pre-historic plank went into the drink. We have literally scoured the planet (and a fair few others) for the absolute quintessential and transcendant examples in each individual field. This is why all the other boats are jealous; they have rubbish crew. Well "don't hate us cos you ain't us" is our motto. And you'll soon see why. We can literally do anything, be it time travel, cloning dinosaurs, or ironing your socks, all with jaw dropping physical gorgeousness and superhuman strength. There's about 20 of us floating about. You might not see us all, but know that we are there, taking care of every little thing with the tenacity and grace of robot ninjas in kevlar underpants.